Explore. Enjoy. Laugh. Share. The complete collection of original, funny, sexy sayings by the iconic Ras Fucius. A parody of the insightful quips by the legendary Chinese philosopher, but with a naughty twist, this original collection of naughty sayings are sure to delight, amuse and cause a few blushes.

Enjoy

Original, funny naughty sayings at your fingertips and ready to lighten any moment. A great, fun read at bedtime, party-time, lazy time or while on the go. Swipe right or left to load the next or previous naughty saying and enjoy interactive feedback from Ras Fucius as he conjures up another rib-tickler.

Randomize

Feeling a bit adventurous? Put your pleasure in Ras's hand. Just tap the saying counter button and a saying is randomly picked. Tap again to keep the suspense and laughter going!

Listing

Every saying is available in a scrollable list. A particular saying had you in stitches the other day? Flip through the list to quickly find it, then with one tap you're reliving the great experience. Or explore other sayings in a flexible way.

Save

Easily add the sayings that most rub you the right way to your favourites for instant gratification later when you want them.

Share

Don't be a meanie! Share the naughty sayings ... and the laughs ... with your friends and family with a simple tap.

No internet connection required to use

As soon as you download Ras Fucius, it's ready for use - whether on your iPhone or iPod Touch - no internet connection required for use. So you always have the best collection of decadent delight at your fingertips whether you are connected to the Internet or not.

Compatible with older iOS versions

Ras Fucius was developed with the widest possible audience in mind. You don't have to own the latest and greatest devices to start enjoying. This app is compatible with all iOS devices running version 3.0 and newer.

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